Mailbag

A reader from Tuscaloosa writes in (which is really impressive, because my address is buried in My Profile):

Dear Pat,

Why is there no sex in the blog?

Curiously,
Reader

An excellent Valentine's Day question! Here is my response:

Dear Reader,

This is by design. My mum reads this blog.

Informatively,
Pat

You too can email me with questions. Write to: dirtyoldtownblog [at] gmail [dot] com.